Nary A Dull Moment

So it's midnight and I'm trying to finish some things on the computer and I hear this squawking somewhere in the distance. Next thing I see is our Great Dane puppy chasing a chicken around my kitchen. I think everyone needs to get into their OWN cage and I need to go to sleep! That poor chicken will never lay eggs*!
*For you city people...stressed chickens won't lay eggs. Can you blame them?